^yep, that's the one. melt.
A list of things that bother me, but really shouldn’t:
- Girls who wear leggings and crop tops as acceptable outfits.
- Girls who wear leggings and short shirts, as acceptable outfits.
- Slow wifi/No wifi – first. world. problems - but still annoying as fuck.
- Kids who just get their licenses who are driving brand new vehicles, when it literally took me a decade to achieve this. Also, 15 year olds with a newer edition iPhone than me.
- The fact that my boss’s 10 yr old son has a mega crush on our new administrator, when I’ve been around for 4 years and have never had said attention. Not even close. rude.
- Showering, am I right!? Especially leg shaving day.
- How bloody long my hair takes to grow, when some people I know and love can’t keep up to how fast theirs does – share the wealth peeps.
- People who don’t break eye contact when eating or drinking.
- The sound of Styrofoam.
- When people cut their food too hard and their knives squeak/scrape the plate.
- Walking through spider webs.
- Slow walkers.
- People who choose to drive yellow vehicles.
- Flyers & Junk Mail.
- Literally all paper mail unless it’s money or a letter/card.
- When I turn my computer on and try to do too many things at once and my shit freezes, but I continue clicking on things for a solid 10-15 seconds to really make sure.
- Posting numerous selfies to social media in a small timespan.
- OMG - GYM SELFIES. We get it, you work out
- The baby prostitute perfume my co-worker insists on wearing. For reference, it smells like a bushel of berries rolled around in cotton candy and were then doused in sugar.
- The fact that Netflix feels the need to play the opening credits on TV Shows. Literally, know your audience, ‘Flix.
And there you have it. Now, for me I am off to watch puppy videos, cats doing stupid shit, and drink some wine. That's enough internets for today. Follow my blog with Bloglovin