I am an iPhone Model

If you know me, you know I love taking pictures (MUCH to my brother's dismay. But Cammo, you're so handsome!!). Of everything. This, includes myself. my favorite subject. YES, I like taking pictures of myself. When I'm bored I take pictures of myself. When I have to wait somewhere, just take a wild guess at what I might be doing.. Ahh, there. I said it. It's out in the universe now, I can admit to it. As vain and shallow as that sounds, at least I can admit to it.. right? I have a tripod, and I have a boyfriend who can take pictures of my outfits, but people, the results are EMBARRASSING.  I need posing classes - is that a thing? I just stand there, so awkward and weird looking, with quite the creepy little smile. Or I try to emulate the other outfit bloggers I see, the poses they do, and well, they don't translate well. Unless I'm doing it for comedy reasons. I tried about a week ago to take proper tripod pictures of my outfit, got myself into a literal sweat I was trying so hard, and eventually just gave up. So, I have decided I have the perfect "modelling" career for me: I'm an iPhone model. I've pretty much mastered the art of the iPhone in the mirror selfie*, so for now, I will stick to what I know. And hopefully one of my girlfriends (you KNOW who you are.. *cough* MC *cough*), can give me some advice for how not to look as awkward as possible in the future.  Until then, enjoy my newest "Lookbook". 

Side note: The Chelsea Black Snake Tech Wallet has changed my life. It holds your phone, cards, and is beautiful. Is it even worth me telling you who it's by? You all know. Check it out, here.

 But, but, if I don't duckface, how else can you see how much I've mastered contouring my non existent cheekbones? You can't.



* "Selfie": Taking a picture, of yourself-ie ;).

 

Xo,

B