Dear Lily Collins,
Damn girl, those eyebrows. I want, those eyebrows. They are stunning little things of beauty they are. I wish I had listened to my mom when she told me years ago that over-plucking my eyebrows was going to be a big pain in my ass later on, because girl, I've been growing mine in for the past 2 1/2 years and they aren't even CLOSE to your level of majesticness. Not to mention they are blond and shy, unlike your bold beauties. If I wasn't so terrified about the results going horribly wrong, i'd Rogaine mine with a q-tip (but for real, did anyone else see that episode where they discussed doing that on the Tyra Banks show? It was like, 10 years ago and I have considered doing it ever since). In conclusion, never change them, haters gonna hate, right? Well, I will never ever hate on them. Ever.
Ps. while we're on the subject, I wouldn't mind your hair, either. I also enjoy belting out your dad's songs while on long road trips, it soothes me. Do they have the same effect on you?
Sincerely with envy & admiration,Breezy.
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